people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
no but imagine if sherlock lived with martin freeman instead of john watson
"I deduce that you are an actor recently returned from new zealand."
“Yeah well, I deduce that you’re a cunt.”
"Pass me my phone, it’s in my jacket."
“Get it yourself you lazy dick.”
"It’s not my fault you’re so short."
“It’s not my fault you’re about to get a fist in the face.”
"You’ve never been the most luminous of people."
As a Muslim, I’m sick of people asking me how I feel about 9/11. What do you want me to say, seriously? Do you want me to say, “It was a great plan, mwahahaha!” before I fly off on a magic carpet?
I was born and raised in this country and was just as shocked as everyone else to learn there were people on this earth so vile as to commit such a horrific attack - or to even think about doing it.
But I didn’t do it. Neither did 99.999999999 percent of the roughly 1.5 billion people in the world who also call themselves Muslims. So why should I or any other Muslim apologize for what happened? Nickleback is planning on releasing another album. Should I ask white people to apologize for that?”
I’ve come to the conclusion that
Benedict CumberbatchBBC Sherlock is basically porn and it is highly inappropriate to watch it with my parents
…a least one…